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Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive - One 'n Done 2

Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive - One 'n Done 2

a novella by Matt Lydon

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Join Joanie, Diane, and Bette on a slow-paced, arthritic thrill ride of geriatric proportions.

This short fiction is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a car chase, diner squabbles, or "Golden Girls" squad goals. This is a story for the ages (and the ageless) that reminds us that memories are only as strong as those that carry them.

A weekly diner breakfast quickly escalates into three old ladies out on the lam with a gun, stolen cash, and a hostage. And don't even get Joanie started on her sciatic nerve. With the Ocean City PD slowly closing in, the ladies' relationships and personal histories will be tested. Because youth and beauty may come and go, but some people you just can’t shake.

Book Details

ISBN: 978-1-7337360-3-9
LCCN: 22811520
Release Date: November 12, 2019
Trim Size: 4x6in
Page Count: 70 pgs
Format: Paperback

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